Cool dark waters and Oktoberfest marzen lagers abound as you're spell bound in legends of pirate ghouls and the Jersey Devil on this irreverently uncensored R-Rated cruise of the Delaware's grittiest tales under the blue moonlight with the city's urban skyline at our side.

Blackbeard, Captain Kidd, Anne Boney, and pirate ghosts and treasure are dredged up alongside turn of the century encounters with Jersey's frightening woodland sky serpent; a thirteenth child and son of Satan himself along the very river upon which we sail. As always- Grim guides include professors, authors, and young professionals. So join us aboard Patriot Harbor Lines' genuine 1920's replica commuter yacht for Grim Philly's fall edition sunset Pirates & The Jersey DevilCruisefrom Penn's Landing on The Delaware this fall season. 100% educational; 200% entertainment!

  • Ages 13 or over with parental supervision. Must be 21 with valid state ID to drink.
  • Ticket Collection: Begins up to 30 minutes prior to stated departure time.

Duration: 90 minutes.
Check calendar for precise fall schedule, frequency, and departure times, and block out dates.
*Please DRESS WARM!!
Temperatures can be slightly cooler on the water.
*Schedule: Runs most Friday and Saturday nights in October from southern end of Penn's Landing.  See calendar for exact dates. "Patriot" Riverboat departs from "behind" the Hilton Penn's Landing Hotel at the Independence Seaport Museum Dock. Please arrive early to park so you do not miss your cruise! And please show up for your tour so you do not loose your seats!
Please note that no-shows not making prior arrangemens to reschedule prior to 72 hours before their tour will forfeit their tickets as they will have reserved space on the vessel that would not have been able to have been taken by others.