Drink up me hearties yo ho" as you enjoy cash bar and complimentary hors d'oeuvres while being entertained with true (& uncensored) nighttime stories from moonshiners and Nucky Johnson, Philly pirates and treasure, to the Jersey Devil who terrorized our waterfront at the turn of the century- all on the Delaware's "Grim" Philly waterfront upon which we float.

Tour guides include college professors and published authors guaranteed to push the boundaries of refined language sensibilities on this R-Rated after dark cruise of the "Grim" Philly waterfront as we glide down The Delaware in a genuine Patriot Harbor Lines 1920's replica yacht sipping choice beverages.* 100% educational; 200% entertainment...so drink up me hearties yo ho!

Ages 17 or over with parental supervision. Must be 21 with valid state ID to drink.
Arrive early and sip cocktails while you wait!
Ticket Collection: 30 minutes prior to departure.
Duration: 8:00 PM - 10:00 PM.
               10:30 PM - 12:30 PM.
Cost: $49.99
*2014 Schedule: Runs every Friday Night May 23rd through September 26th from southern end of Penn's Landing. "Patriot" Riverboat departs from "behind" the Hyatt Hotel at the Independence Seaport Museum Dock. GPS Adress: 211 S Christopher Columbus Blvd, Philadelphia, PA 19106. Parking at Independence Seaport Museum lot.
*Please show up for your tour so you do not loose your seats!
Please note that unlike Grim Philly's walking tours, which can be rescheduled any number of times for five bucks- because of the limited amount of space available no-shows not making prior arrangemens to reschedule prior to 72 hours before their tour will forfeit their tickets as they will have reserved space on the vessel that would not have been able to have been taken by others.